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Old 08-14-2009, 01:50 PM   #1
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Happy Friday. Enjoy!!!

A Mexican from the valley found himself in San Antonio and decided to
approach a prostitute down on the River Walk.
He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?"

"$100," she replied.

"Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.

Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.

He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it
Messican-style."

Again she declined.

Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you
$500 to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?"

Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten
years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request
from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?"

After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and
said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"

The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Friday when I
get my check."

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